No Birth Certificate? Arizona Will Accept Your Bris Certificate


Good news for circumcised Jewish men who wish to become the American President: Just bring whatever piece of paper the random drunken mohel gave your mother at your Brit milah back when you were eight days old, and you can be on the Arizona ballot.

New Times reports from Phoenix:

If you can't find your birth certificate, and you have a penis, a document describing your lack of foreskin will suffice.

A circumcision certificate -- a document given to the parents of a male Jewish child after his foreskin is snipped off during a circumcision ceremony -- is not a legal document (see an example of one here) but if you have one, under the amended bill, it's apparently enough to prove you're a U.S. citizen and your name can be permitted on the ballot in Arizona.

Thanks to Wonkette operative "C.D."


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