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Earlier today, President Barack Obama did his final news conference of his entire presidency. (He left by explaining to that idiot Trump how press freedom works in a functioning fucking democracy, because that is where America is as a nation.)

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Yesterday, it was First Lady Michelle Obama's 53rd birthday! We had a nice open thread for you, where we looked at pictures of her being badass, and we said happy birthday and reflected on how she's been the best first lady in the history of U.S. America, and made a vow that we will never say happy birthday to either First Lady Melania Trump or First Lady Ivanka Trump, because PFFFFFFFFFFFFT is why.

As we write this, Barack and Michelle Obama will be residents of the White House for, oh, 43 MORE HOURS, and it's OK if you are sad, because we are sad too and we'll just cry together. And if you need help crying, hey, here is a video of Michelle Obama walking through the White House one last time with her dogs:

Was that really Michelle Obama's VERY FINAL WALK through? Meh, probably not, but it makes for a nice video.

Anyway, this is your open thread, where you may cry or laugh or poke each other in the be-hinds, like you are so apt to do. And if you are too sad, just remember that Donald Trump will probably do a video next week of his first puss-grabbing spree through the White House, which will be OH GOD WE JUST MADE YOU SADDER, OUR BAD.

Anyway. OPEN THREAD!

Here are some puppies, so you can smile:

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Evan Hurst is the senior editor of Wonkette, which means he is the boss of you, unless you are Rebecca, who is boss of him. His dog Lula is judging you right now.

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Cripes the News has been awful lately! And so Yr Editrix suggested we find some good, positive news. Especially after we pitched writing a Wonket about this Mother Jones story on how global warming may be killing the whales, even though Donald Trump knows their prince. (Reply: "Nope. FOR SURE NOT THAT.") And so, as a reminder that a gooder world is possible and apropos of nothing at all that definitely didn't set your Editrix off on Twitter, where she has been stewing and bitching most shrillfully about the 2016 election and the 2020 election and any terrible similarities thereof and thereupon and therefore and thereto, we present a collection of videos of Elizabeth Warren yelling at big banks and calling for them to be broken up and their criminal operators to go to jail. Puppies and kittens will only get you so far, after all.

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