NewsAugust 28, 2008 11:53 AM
No Obama Tickets? John McCain's Still Got Plenty For His Thing!
The hottest ticket in America tonight is Barack Obama's all-star oldies concert at Denver's Mile High Stadium, during which he will sink a thousand three-pointers from downtown Ancient Athens. But don't feel bad about missing history or whatever, because John McCain is also having some sort of sporting facility event, on Friday -- he will appear with his veep pick at "Wright State University's Nutter Center" in some little town in Ohio. Ha ha, it is called "Nutter Center." Anyway, there are only 10,000 tickets available, and they're all pretty much still available. Cindy McCain may pay you a hundred bucks and a vicodin just to keep a seat warm for an hour. [Political Wire/Dayton Daily News]