No Seriously Leave Her Alone. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct. 10
Dom overslept! It happens extremely rarely! So here are some tabs I had open this morning!
Achtung! Achtung! AOC how very dare you spend $80 on a haircut! HOW VERY DARE YOU I'M SURE!
Oh, just a top secret Russian unit trying to destabilize Europe!
A very tidy Norwegian cruise ship riot!
What if your abusive husband is a cop? What if we don't read this story???
Yoo hoo, Mick Mulvaney! Where are you? Are you under the credenza? No, that is George W. Bush's WMD's! But it is true, Mick Mulvaney is missing. It's really sad.
Patricia Lockwood, Malfunctioning Sex Robot? No, that is Bukowski's daughter Tina, don't you guys ever listen to me? Rather, this is apparently a life's review of John Updike, and people have been sending me this story for ... Liz when you send it, a month?
For the last time, Trump's every move is brilliant and calculated! Looks like you guys get an Alexandra Petri!
Here, have some week-old news about Australian ambassador says Lindsey Graham A LIAR. Really probably passed the window on that.
What this old thing? This very very very old thing by David Corn about Trump really believes his shit? Okay.
I guess this is a book review.
A race massacre. :/
A recipe OF SEABASS LOVE!
Jameela Jamil's wikipedia page, because she said she hadn't realized, post-Ellen's football game adventures, that George Bush was such a bad guy but now she was studying up on him and quite shocked, and everybody was like fuck you how dare you, you were 23 when he left office, but also she is British? And then people called her privileged and she was like "um, I was deaf and the daughter of immigrants and we didn't have a TV and lots of other things?" and then I looked it up and not only was she deaf and "regained her hearing" but also right when she was 17 she broke her spine so maybe as a 17 year old with a broken spine she wasn't up on all American things and people should stop it! So that is why I had Jameela Jamil's wikipedia page open.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.