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No, Seriously, You're Not Gonna Believe The Dumb Bullsh*t Sean Spicer's Offended By Now

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No, we have no idea what's supposed to be offensive here


Sean Spicer, apparently emboldened by his good buddy Steve Bannon's declaration that the Trump administration is at war with the media all the time now, is very, very upset that CNN would go and call people attending the anti-abortion March For Life "Demonstrators." We have no idea why he finds that word problematic, since it's a perfectly accurate, value-neutral description of what people do when they are "protesting" or "demonstrating." As several replies to Spicer indicated, it's how the March For Life Website describes its own event:

One smartass noted that even the decent, pro-life folks at Breitbart used the offensive locution:

We can only assume Spicer is upset because everybody knows that "demonstrators" is a synonym for "looters" and "rioters," or something. Or maybe because it includes "demon"?

Don't want any of that happening on the National Mall, unless maybe the demons are peeing on each other and Donald gets to watch.

In any case, since Spicer is so offended by "demonstrators," we've fixed the CNN chyron to conform to the standard rightwing style guide:

Better?

[Sean Spicer on Twitter]

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Is there ANY good news for the bumblefucking Trump re-election campaign these days? Their polling numbers are in the shitter, therefore Trump is firing the pollsters. Trump's Hitler rally kickoff event in Florida last night was ... whatever it was. Oh, and did we mention that they ain't got no money? Like, of course, not counting whatever Russian money they're not telling us about.

Don Jr. recently called a prominent donor and warned that Trump's money haul is falling behind where Barack Obama was early in his reelection, while Jared Kushner has privately complained to RNC chairwoman Ronna Romney McDaniel that Trump's war chest is not as big as it should be at this point in the cycle.

Whiiiiiiiiiine. Guess they're gonna have to see if they can launder some rubles somewhere, ALLEGEDLY.

Gabe Sherman has some more bad news about Trump's shithole campaign, and it is that Robert and Rebekah Mercer, the father-daughter billionaire duo who bankrolled much of Trump's "victory" in 2016 -- including funding Breitbart, and also the part of the "victory" that comprised Cambridge Analytica, the data company they owned that may have done some real hinky stuff, possibly with Russia, in order to get Trump "elected" -- have zipped up their checkbooks and decided Trump can go eat dicks for all they care.

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