None Of These Democrats Actually Drive Trucks (Except Maybe The Nice Lesbian Couple)
Today is the day with the best likelihood of us posting your nonsense. Like this ad full of total actors claiming they are Democrats who drive trucks! As if! That black lady does not drive a truck! That old biddy does not drive a truck! BUT.
Well, we came dangerously close to tearing up. Despite the total actorness. And the silliness of the giant truck prop gleaming behind all the nice people. (None of whom have Massachusetts accents, BTW.) This ad is probably not going to win Massachusetts' senate seat for Elizabeth Warren! (Scott Brown did that all by himself.) But it's nice! It's stirring! There are happy pregnant lesbians! Send us your nonsense at firstname.lastname@example.org. We have a real low bar today.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.