Norm the Messiah: 'YouTube Belongs To ME!'
He threatened Eric Cantor, and we just laughed because lol Cantor. He either threatened or promised to help "gays- leabians-Emos- Kurds-Amadias-and transgender," and we were frankly just too confused to respond. He threatened to burn down CNN and we were all, "Fine, who cares." He destroyed Communism, and killed 850 million Chinese, because they ate his Dogs and Cats. Look, look how much he loves the Emos, "My Children," what with their hair and whatever:
But then He threatened our YouTube, source of all the World's Humor, and we just posted the video, even though He stated that "YouTube employees will ALL lose there first born sons." [YouTube]