Not Even Saudi King Will Touch Dubya Now
Lifelong Bush girlfriend and Saudi King Abdullah is now calling Bush's Iraq disaster an "illegitimate foreign occupation." Abdullah says the Americans need to get lost, now. Looks like Bandar Bush just lost his private room at the Crawford mansion!
The new White House chief liar, ice cold blonde sexpot Dana Perino, weakly dismissed the verbal attack by the White House's last Muslim ally in the Middle East.
Dana said it's all fine because "we are there at the invitation of the sovereign government of Iraq." Ha ha ha. A bank robber should try that: Show up at a bank, kill everybody, take all the money, and when the cops come just say you're actually the president of the bank.