'Not Half-Kenyan, Gov. Brewer ... I'm Actually Half-Mexican'
Guess who's coming to Cena? It's anti-Mexican lady governor Jan Brewer, fresh from her family's Time Machine Battles with Hitler! After enjoying a Taco-free lunch, Brewer told President Obama she's sorry but she will need to see his papers to make sure he's American. And whaddya know, he said he left his Birth Certificate on the Internet, in Hawaii. Awkward! Then she was sent to Gitmo, which is the white person pronunciation of Bahía de Guantánamo, the end. [White House Flickr]