Novak: Ha ha ha ha ha, I Got Off Scot-Free
Today's Robert Novak column, summarized:
* Paragraph one: Haha stupid stupid jury.
* Graf two: Haha stupid stupid Harry Reid.
* Graf three: Haha stupid stupid liberals.
* Graf four: Why don't you go cry about it stupid liberals?
* Graf five: I did this! Me! Robert Novak!
* Graf six: No regrets!
* Graf seven: I'm fucking invincible!
* Graf eight: [Hoarse cackling]
* Graf nine: Stop snitchin'.
* Graf ten: Where is your god now?
* Graf eleven: I am the lord of hellfire.
Funny thing is, the entire column's pretty much correct. But hey, everyone always gets a little depressed between Fitzmas and Easter, maybe you'll get a new Watergate next year, kids.