Now Is The Time For All Good Wonks To Open Their Wallets, It's Friday!

It's been a busy week in the old wonkmines, with Evan taking vacation days, Kamala destroying poor Renfield, the White House bugchasers succeeding in catching that bug, and ... you know ... some stuff. Many stuffs! All the things! Plus my good son made 300 RBG shirts and 250 coffee cups, and I packaged them, taking the "fucked up package rate" to under 50 percent instead of 92!

(If we fucked yours up, as always, please let us know!)

Which means we're ending this 80-hour workweek with our monthly shout to remind you HEY, MONEY.

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Now if you have been going crazy with online shopping like I have, here are some things you can buy, for me to probably not fuck up your order, they are many.

Biden Harris New Day bumper stickers.

$7.49. They are gorgeous. Or $27.99 for to make shirt!

Long-sleeve RGB: I DISSENT men's and women's white shirts.

$27.99. So soft! Or black T-shirts or coffee cups or shot glasses or that's all I think!

Kamala: I'm Speaking men's and women's white long-sleeve shirts, and coffee cups!

Shirts: https://wonkettebazaa

You already bought so many of these, and I didn't even tell you they were there!

RBG or Superhero Kamala or Baby Wonkette Kitten or Old Handsome Joe Biden wonkette panties!

$9.99. These are great, you'll love them, for sure.

All the aprons! For Mommyblogging and/or Recipe Hub!

$19.99. Hi son!

All the other things!

Smokin' Joe shirts and cups and shot glasses and other shirts; Old Handsome Joe (same); long-sleeve Joe and Wonkette baby kitten and enemy of the people and Nancy Pelosi shirts; stickers; coffee cups and shot glasses and baby kitten baby onesies; Liz and Bernie shirts and things; they are all here at the Wonkette Bazaar And Give Me Money Emporium.

Get out your credit card, we will wait. Or just hang out, it's your OPEN THREAD!

Now mama's taking the WEEKEND OFF. See you suckers! (We love you.)

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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