NY Post's Hilarious Ethnic Headline

Sure, the hippies are all upset by the New York Post's supposedly racialist headline atop the AP Bill Richardson news brief. But think of all the wacky and totally unoffensive headlines the tabloid can use as the other hundred candidates make it officially official for real:


* BARACK TOSSES AFRO INTO RING

* MCCAIN PUKES UP PAPERS AFTER FUND-RAISING BINGE

* HILLARY TOSSES BEARD INTO RING

* ROMNEY TAKES OFF MAGIC UNDERWEAR, PUTS ON '08 SPEEDO

* KUCINICH TOSSES MIDGET INTO MIDGET-WRESTLING RING

* BARACK HUSSEIN OSAMA TOSSES BIN LADEN AT AMERICA

We gave up on a racially/culturally insensitive Rudy Giuliani headline, because Italian/Mafia jokes just aren't going to work on a twice-divorced opera-loving gay-roommate-having cross-dressing show-tune-dancing Manhattan dandy.

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