NYT: Disgraced Alaskan Senator Was A Mummy

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Ted Stevens didn't have a chance at winning his Senate race -- not after reports surfaced that the RNC had paid $150,000 for his elaborate pine-tar facials and wardrobe of decaying burlap sacks. Thanks to commenter "belmonttau" for the screenshot.

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