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Obama Demands Hippies Put Down Bong, Actually Go Vote On Tuesday

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This is a pretty hilarious Web Commercial from Mr. Sincere McDignity, "That One." It makes the obvious point that if you are a dumb libtard who is somehow winning the race, you will comically start celebrating before you reach the actual finish line, and you will FAIL, and a terrible giant-bobble-head Walnuts McCain will beat you, the way the Desert Tortoise beat the Jackrabbit.

Your co-editor Jim Newell got in trouble with The Ladies over at the lady website today for casually saying he probably wouldn't vote, because he lives in D.C., and what the hell, etc., and his pills run out on Sunday, so by Election Day he'll probably just be crying in the tiny crack-pipe-filled back yard, hundreds of fat greasy rats just cold climbing over his head, for sport.

But he does at least have a semi-valid lazy-ass point, as Washington voters are so deep in the tank that most of them have drowned, yet they just keep voting. Ghouls, all of them.

And hell, something like a third of all voters may have already voted. Why not just get high now, and stay that way, so you're "prepared" to deal with whatever happens, good or ill?

Because you must make sure your other loser friends and jobless relatives are sober enough to haul their ACORN-registered selves to the polls, dressed as Mickey Mouse, so they can vote for Communist Terror, forever.

And that is your Wonkette Public Service Announcement, until we get nervous and do another one in six or nine hours. It is kind of sad, to be in the tank when a Walnuts/Palin administration would provide so many laffes & gaffes. But we are willing to lose a few jokes [How about MILLIONS of jokes? -- Ed.] for the team, if it means not being burnt to death in the NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST which Palin/McCain would most surely cause.

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