Obama Did A Lie About Kenyans
Drudge Sirens Panic Where's the birth sertifikate INNPEACH!!! It appears that B. Hussein Obama, the alleged "President of the United States,"lied through his teeth in 2011 when someone other than Barack Obama said that Barack Obama had never met his Kenyan uncle. Confused? Well then, become enlightened, via the Boston Globe:
President Obama acknowledged on Thursday that he lived with his Kenyan uncle for a brief period in the 1980s while preparing to attend Harvard Law School, contradicting a statement more than a year ago that the White House had no record of the two ever meeting ...
On Thursday, a White House official said the press office had not fully researched the relationship between the president and his uncle before telling the Globe that they had no record of the two meeting. This time, the press office asked the president directly, which they had not done in 2011.
Likely story. If they didn't "fully research" it then, then how is it that Barack Obama remembers it NOW, when they directly asked him, hennggh? Why didn't Barack Obama correct the record the minute he read the press office's denial two years ago, which he had to have been aware of, because surely he keeps track of all White House press contacts? What kind of weird cover-up is going on here? Will we ever see Barack Obama's college transcripts? Who is this man, anyway, and has anyone even thought about looking into his background a little bit? Where was Obama's uncle the night of Benghazi?
So now, here's the story the White House is peddling (at least until we learn more about the secret gay sex with cocaine smugglers from Iran):
“The president first met Omar Obama when he moved to Cambridge for law school,” said White House spokesman Eric Schultz. “The president did stay with him for a brief period of time until his apartment was ready. After that, they saw each other once every few months, but after law school they fell out of touch. The president has not seen him in 20 years, has not spoken with him in 10.”
Omar Obama, who now goes by his father's name, Onyango Obama -- or so he says; maybe there are actually three or four people here, we are just asking -- first came to the U.S. in 1963 (the same year JFK was killed!) but overstayed his visa after dropping out of a private boys school, and has been in the U.S. ever since no doubt fomenting Marxist revolution. His illegal immigration status and his connection to the president came to light when he was arrested in Massachusetts on drunk driving charges, and like the smooth operator that he surely is, told a police officer, "I think I will call the White House.” Instead, he ended up in a deportation hearing, which is why the Globe asked the WH press office whether Obama had had any contact with his uncle in the first place.
Obama's family is just lousy with illegal immigrants ("two" is the threshold for "lousy with" now); his aunt, Zeituni Onyango, had also lived illegally in Boston before eventually winning asylum in 2010. Similarly, Onyango Obama was granted legal residency Tuesday, based on what Judge Leonard I. Shapiro "said was his good moral character and a section of federal law that allows him to get a green card because he arrived before 1972." So obviously, despite White House denials of any involvement in the case, the fix was in.
Needless to say, the usual suspects are already having a field day with Obama's "lie," even though the 2011 statement didn't come from Obama. Now, obviously, the press office should have done better homework in 2011 and at the very least should have checked and followed up after the initial incorrect statement. President is ultimately responsible for what happens in his administration, etc. Dumb move, and obviously, the chances that Obama will have to resign have skyrocketed to at least 11%.
Also, did we mention that his uncle is a Kenyan illegal immigrant from Kenya, and also that Barack Obama has been caught lying again? Guess if you like your uncle being in the United States, you can keep him, haw haw haw!
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