Obama Golfs With Dumb Tom Friedman

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It's then that it hits me: Here I am playing an ancient Scottish game with metal sticks in Java while doodling giraffe penises on my Apple Blackberry Etch-a-Sketch function designed by brown-blacks in Eritrea and there are Mongolian goats in the background ordering garlic hummus at the Taco Bell/KFC where the hobbit employees are albino and French and robots and then the Kenyan-Hawaiian president of the Pan-American representative democracy is with me but he's chasing Chinese rabbits across the New York Stock Exchange floor which is covered in Saharan turpentine -- metaphorically, this is a metaphor -- and I see God: it is called "the Yuan" or maybe "iPod." Suck. On. This. [The Nation]
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