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Holy wow, what is this insane microtarded homunculus parading through the streets of Boston with an inflatable Elmo? Why it's our president, of course, in tighty whities, protesting the very taxes he will raise, someday, on our nation's elites! This is the most frightening photograph Wonkette Beantown Operative Garrett Quinn has ever sent us.


And here is another photo of a good-sized crowd of people just standing around, looking civilized. Completely different protest, right?

Pls continue sending yr filthy pics to tips@wonkette.com, as we write history's first draft of the day America declared Freedom from something.

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Since he's such a public-spirited guy, Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke generously offered to develop some land owned by his foundation in his home town of Whitefish, Montana, as a "Veterans Peace Park" where kids could go sledding in the winter and the goodly Volk could go to appreciate both veterans and, naturally enough, the BNSF railroad, which used to use the land as a gravel pit and which donated it to Zinke's "charitable" "foundation." (Zinke's foundation, it turns out, is like Trump's, if Donald Trump were just a bit more shameless.) So naturally, here comes Halliburton!

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Is there really a Blue Wave coming? Dunno! But hey, check out these polls!

(Yes, we know we got burned in 2016. And yes, we know polls this far out are no guarantee. What, you want another depressing story about baby jails? DIDN'T THINK SO. So come read these nice polls right now!)

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