Obama's 'Google' References Mean Very Important Things!

Obama's 'Google' References Mean Very Important Things!

Last week, John McCain described his veep-vetting process, "jokingly," as this: "You know, basically it's a Google." His omission of the word "search" -- a Google "search" -- was very shocking to every reporter and teevee personality; it showed that John McCain is OMFG so old while, in contrast, reporters and teevee personalities are soyoung. Anyway, this soul-crushing narrative about the proper usage of "Google" has taken another fake turn: Barack Obama mentioned "Google" three times in his speech yesterday. Correctly! And if you say "Google" three times correctly into a bathroom mirror, a magic troll appears and steals John McCain away to Narnia. [Jonathan Martin]


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