Obama's Pack of Ravenous Hopewolves Will Literally Eat Palin Alive
Huckabee and Barr will embarrass themselves publicly with some other losers, just to see who would fail more tragically as a stand-up comedian. [ DCist ]
In her world-famous acceptance speech, Sarah of the North quoted some batshit Nazi who also wanted to assassinate FDR. [ Ben Smith }
Palin and McCain are pretending to have an extramarital maverick sex with each other so that racists can have their own Barack&Michelle. [ Daily Kos ]
The North Korean army will destroy its enemies by arranging itself to appear as nothing more than an MC Escher drawing. [ Matthew Yglesias ]
Rachel Maddow has had her MSNBC show for all of 48 hours, so it's high time Fox News finally pulls through with a homophobic comment. [ Ezra Klein ]
Barack Obama commanded a pack of rabid wolves to run north, to Alaska, so they could devour Palin. These wolves feed on the flesh of hockey moms. [ HuffPost ]