June 12, 2007 06:43 PM
ODCP Promises to Get Back to You in the Far Future, If Man is Still Alive
The Office of Drug Control Policy told the Students for Sensible Drug Policy that they were much too busy locking up Tommy Chong to get to a recent FOIA request, and that they could expect some action on it some time in the year 2207.
By that time, of course, the office will be under the control of the wise and enlightened Federation of Planets, led by George Walker Thompson-Cheney XIII, and the only people using illegal drugs will be junkie replicants anyway, so no one will care.
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