Levi Johnston Makes Gross Porn Video With Some Old Lady
Remember when Levi Johnston went and made some dumb music video? Of course you do, because this fact is important to your survival as a living being on Earth. Well, now this music video is available on an Internet box, so you can watch Levi Johnston humping some 50-year-old woman who is supposed to be Bristol Palin while some 52-year-old woman who is supposed to be Sarah Palin looks on in hatred. Will you watch this video? Yes, you will. You don't want to get eaten by a cheetah. You have to watch this dumb video. It's what separates us from the beasts.
"Did we do a good job, terrible 50-year-old singer lady?"
"Yes, acting." [Mediaite]