March 11, 2008 09:25 AM
Oh Hey There Is A Primary In Mississippi Today!
Americans may forget amid all the sexy sex scandals that yet another primary is happening today, this time in the quaint southern town of Mississippi. If Barack Obama doesn't win this thing by at least 30 points, Hillary Clinton will call it a moral victory. So expect either a very dull blowout tonight, or else a hectoring victory speech from the candidate who lost by "only" 20 points. [AP]