Oh Look, Dumb Quotes From the Value Voters Summit
Romney, jealous of those who butcher the English language:
“America will repudiate Obama-style liberalism.”
Huckabee, frothing with murderous imagery:
“It’s going to be a great time for us to convene those death panels and finally offer a lethal injection to the kind of congressional arrogance we have had them lording over us for so long."
Pence, solving our national debt by cutting funding that doesn't exist:
“You want to find savings? Let’s cut funding to research that destroys human embryos in the name of science and let’s deny any and all funding to Planned Parenthood of America.”
DeMint, handing the reins of American power to the nation's idiots:
"November the 2nd you're going to see who’s stupid and they're going to be out of Washington and we're gonna be back in."
Bachmann, on her feelings toward the fascisms:
“Would you like to alter the Supreme Courts? What about those federal agencies? I knew I liked you. I really knew I liked you."
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Grammar police raid: "value" is a neutral term, like "quality." There are positive values and negative ones, high quality and low quality.
NAMBLA has values, and so does the Klan. Values Voters? Your logical antithesis is RANDOM Voters. Non-conservatives have values. Everybody has values, douchebags.
One of my most treasured values is tolerance and love for my fellow earthlings. You assholes are making it really difficult to follow my values, you craven, hateful, loathesome, sanctimonious, Values Voting monsters.
Careful buddy. Ronald McDonald's lawyers may take exception to equating Value Meals with these clowns.