Oh Look, Our Charleston Party Is Tonight, So We Just Figured Out Where We're Going!
I see what we did there.
Charlestoners! (That is your new name.) It is Friday, so we finally picked a spot for our Wonkette Winter Wonksicle Tour Meetup and Drinky, which is tonight! We shall be buying you pizzas and beers at Mellow Mushroom, the one on Magnolia in Avondale, from 5 to 7 p.m. But why are we making you go to Avondale instead of downtown? Because that is where our lovely hostess is hostessing us, and we would like to be able to walk to the restaurant, and so we're gonna.
Have we actually called the Mellow Mushroom to ensure they can accommodate us? Pfffft, where is the fun in that? We are running WITHOUT A NET and WITH SCISSORS and FLYING BLIND and LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL and SEND IN THE CLOWNS.
Atlanta, we will see you Monday! Memphis, we will see you Tuesday! LIT Fag in Little Rock, we will see you Wednesday! We are never ever ever getting home.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.