Oh Nooooo Kentucky's Hot Gov Gonna Tell People Who Go To Church Tomorrow They Have To Quarantiiiiiine, Won't Let Them Kill More People For Jesus!
Yes, that is the hill (and church) these dicks want to die on.
Part one: Announce a stay-at-home order. Because there's a goddamn fucking pandemic.
Part two: Have idiots flout it because they are "covered in the blood of Christ" and if they don't go to church on Easter, Jesus will think they only care about not spreading disease and not killing people, and Jesus was always like "kill more people pls."
Part three: Say okay, we're gonna go to the parking lots and take down your license plates and then go to your house and tell you you have to quarantine now, because infections keep getting traced back to churches , you dicks . (Yes, those are all different church-spread infections. No, churches and churchgoing people aren't dicks if they stop holding services.)
Part four: HOWLING OUTRAAAAAAGE OH THE TYRANNNNNYYYYY.
The same week Jews celebrate freedom from bondage and Christians celebrate freedom from death, Governor Beshear is… https: //t.co/UFwO1wiodr
— Thomas Massie (@Thomas Massie) 1586571174.0
Fuck yeah he is you fucking death culter.
You have certainly already seen Stephanie Jolly's viral (heh) bar graph showing a few tiny differences in infections between Kentucky, governed by Democrat Andy Beshear, and Tennessee, governed by Republican Bill Lee. (Click through to biggen.)
Ahh found the source of the Kentucky v Tennessee coronavirus spread chart by searching for the author of the chart… https: //t.co/qYFPTu6RAL
— 🦝 stay home! (@🦝 stay home!) 1584908128.0
Now, trying to keep infections from matching Louisiana or Florida ... or Tennessee ... is a terrible infringement on the pro-life party's new motto, Live Free And Die.
And as of yesterday, Kentucky had its own hot spot, traced to ... you guessed it. A church revival.
I love Jesus. Jesus was a cool guy. I don't believe he actually rose from the dead after three days. And I know none of these people are going to.
LISTEN TO YOUR HOT GOVERNOR, KENTUCKY. STAY THE FUCK HOME.
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I remember at the end of his term Dubya's numbers were in the 20s. And no one wanted to admit having supported him.They even came up with the line: "Bush was never a real conservative" to explain their rat-fleeing-the-ship behavior.
Dogs can read as well as Trump can.