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Hillary Clinton is only pretending to be a human being at this little girl. I've already been mad once this morning at some bullshit "sand n***er" thing Hillary Clinton supposedly said in one of her Wikileaked emails. (She hadn't; she hadforwarded a newspaper article that used the term, putting it into the mouths of cops who had left a Palestinian man to die in the desert.)


And yet that was a model of truth and honesty, comparatively -- she had in fact forwarded SOMETHING with those words in it, even if it was a newspaper story. Looking at the disgusting twitter account with the "sand n***er" charge, which Fox Business chick Maria Bartiromo had (whoops!) retweeted, led to a long, fun (not fun) email in the Wikileaks "Podesta Files" from a lunatic who had all kinds of bizarre theories about "shopping carts." ("Shopping carts" is the new "deplorables," except for black people and Gypsies, we guess.) The person writing was, frankly, insane. And really racist! Like whoa racist! Like Donald Trump Nazi-frog supporter racist!

The super-racist email was from "orca100@upcmail.nl." It sent screeds to Hillary Clinton adviser John Podesta and a shitload of HuffPo bloggers. (Really, it was spam TO John Podesta. He's in the "to" field! He did not send it! He is also not from the Netherlands!) If you check the tipline at wonkette.com, you will see a lot of emails just like it! From loons!

But before we were pointed to those "Podesta" emails by that gross twitter guy, the Stupidest Man on the Internet was already ON IT. Jim Hoft, the GatewayPundit, naturally, has since Oct. 8 pretended to think John Podesta (AND Hillary! He just can't make up his mind!) sent the email instead of receiving it (along with a phonebook's worth of random spammees). Let's look at some of Jim Hoft's lies in "WIKILEAKS BOMBSHELL: Racist Hillary Trashes African Americans – Calls Them Losers."

Wikileaks released hundreds of emails reportedly from John Podesta, chairman of the Clinton campaign, on Friday, around 6 p.m. They promise to release more in the days ahead.

Hillary also trashed African Americans. [His bold]

The main reason behind successful immigration should be painfully obvious to even the most dimwitted of observers: Some groups of people are almost always highly successful given only half a chance (Jews*, Hindus/Sikhs and Chinese people, for example), while others (Muslims, blacks** and Roma***, for instance) fare badly almost irrespective of circumstances.

Who was it, Jim Hoft? Was it Podesta, or was it Hillary, or is she actually a shapeshifter and they are the same?

Oh, it was neither, because Podesta was in the TO field and Hillary wasn't in the email chain at all, like we already said.

It's good to know that having a racist lunatic get a hold of your email address makes you a racist. It's even better to know that he could get a hold of the email address of someone you know, and it still makes you racist!

Hoft left out of his dumb, short story the reallllly racist parts of the awful email, because then it would have been too obvious it wasn't sent by Podesta and/or/and Hillary at all, because Hoft is not actually stupid, he just loves to lie.

The story has been up two days, and plenty of his own commenters have pointed out to Hoft that the Netherlands emailer is not John Podesta, and certainly isn't Hillary Clinton. Jim Hoft couldn't care in the slightest.

His website is the 249th biggest in the United States, and he's laughing all the way to Hell.

[GatewayPundit]

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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'Bella" by Wonkette Operative 'IdiokraticSubpoenaKommissar'

Sunday already, which means a substantial portion of US America is preparing to be astonished/heartbroken/outraged by the series finale of that show with the dragons, while another portion is just going to stay off Twitter for three days because nothing will make any sense. Yr Dok Zoom tends to come very late to trendy things, so get ready for our own thoughts on the gamy thrones show sometime in about 2023, or never. But we'd be glad to tell you just how much we enjoy the brilliance and humanity of the Cartoon Network series "Steven Universe," which debuted in 2013 and we started bingeing on the Hulu last month, late again.

Hell, we still want to talk about that one Mrs Landingham episode of "The West Wing," which we first watched years after it aired (We finally bought our new used car yesterday, and know one thing: don't drive over to the White House to show it off to President Bartlet). We might even get around to reading Infinite Jest someday. We hear it has something to do with a superhero team and a guy named Thanos. So hey, let's talk about culture and missing out and patching together some knowledge of what's happening anyway.

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Get Me Roger Stone

Roger Stone, his wife would like you to know, is broke. And he is not dealing with it well. Once in khaki suits, gee, he looked swell, full of that yankee-doodle-dee-dum, but now no one calls him Al anymore and he has to stand on a street corner singing "Brother Can You Spare A Dime?"

Yesterday, the conservative but also kind of Never Trumper site The Bulwark revealed the details of a grifty "fundraising" plea sent out by Stone's wife Nydia, begging supporters to give money to the Stones in order to help them keep up the lifestyle to which they have become accustomed.

It was titled "I am embarrassed to write this."

"Dear Friend," begins the missive. "My husband and I have an urgent new problem and we need your help. I told my husband I was going to write you, one of his most valued supporters. I am embarrassed to write this, but I must."

"Mrs. Roger Stone" tells a tale of woe: FBI agents swooping in on them at the crack of dawn to arrest her husband, a subsequent "fake news" feeding frenzy causing friends and fans to abandon the Stones.

"He laid off all our consultants, contractors and employees, and we have 'pulled in our belts' like so many Americans in 'tight times,'" she wrote, sounding for all the world like a plucky working-class patriot, not the wife of a man who made and lost his fortune lying in the service of power.

She should have been more embarrassed.

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