Joe Biden, you are 71 years old today, God Love You. Here are some of the reasons you're a Big Fucking Deal.

You are a gangster.

When you meet the Pope, you are like HEY POPE! IT'S ME, JOEY!

You fight for the underdog.

You have a great relationship with The Blacks.

You love the ladies and the ladies love cool Joe.

It's all about The Love.