Old Handsome Joe Biden It Is Your Birthday
Joe Biden, you are 71 years old today, God Love You. Here are some of the reasons you're a Big Fucking Deal.
You are a gangster.
When you meet the Pope, you are like HEY POPE! IT'S ME, JOEY!
You fight for the underdog.
You have a great relationship with The Blacks.
You love the ladies and the ladies love cool Joe.
It's all about The Love.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.