Old People Lobby To Endorse House Health Care Bill


The American Association of Retired Persons (AARP), a vestigial structure in the American political apparatus dating back to old times when people "stopped working" at a certain age and lived off of pensions (nowadays it's more common to work forever, after Wall Street loots your life savings from the 401(k) it pushed you into), will supposedly beendorsing the super-communist House health care bill. Your death warrant's signed, Granny! This is great news in that it gives us an excuse to link to this comical AARP article about old people sexting each other. "'The next thing you know, you'll get a picture of a breast,' he says with a hearty laugh." [AP, AARP]


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