Old Slob Newt Gingrich Now Charging $50 Per Pic

Old Slob Newt Gingrich Now Charging $50 Per Pic

Haven't you always longed to get your picture taken with a notoriously amoral old fraud, slinking his slimy arm around your back, breathing his devil's anus breath in your face, heaving forth his ominous, perverted overgrown-child giggle, spewing spittle, slobbering, fly open but blocked by his sunken belly resting on the ground? Then you're in luck: It'llonly cost $50 from now on!

Ha ha ha, and even sadder, it was in Delaware:

HOCKESSIN, Del. – In a sign that his campaign is in need of fresh funds, Newt Gingrich on Monday began charging $50 to have a photograph taken with him following a campaign speech to Republican groups here in the northernmost part of the state.

Sounding presidential enough for you yet? Wait -- no just WAIT -- this, read this:

On Monday night, those paying for a photograph were also told they could find their photos on Gingrich’s website, after they had filled out a form providing their credit card information.

Everyone who filled out that form: Cancel your credit card right now. There's a notoriously amoral old fraud using your information as we speak to buy GI Joe action figures and FleshLights on Craigslist.

No: if you filled out this credit card form to pay $50 for a photo with Newt Gingrich, then you deserve to be separated from your money.

[National Journal]


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