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Old Walnuts McCain Accidentally (?) Endorses Obama Instead of Romney

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John McCain wandered away from the rest of his senior-housing group at the indoor mall and next thing you know he had wandered onstage with Mitt Romney, in South Carolina! Seems like a good opportunity to give Mittens an endorsement, right? Eh, or just endorse "President Obama," maybethat guy can "turn this country around." Will you laugh or cringe at this excruciating old-person video? Both? All of them?


The great thing is that Romney doesn't even respond in a human way, because he's not human. Besides, he's probably thinking about something totally different. Probably counting money in his head. "And there's a million over there .... and I can sell those extra mansions in Aspen or wherever, and then there's some more money for that pile. Money money money! I've got a very large collection of money, don't I?"

This is a good excuse to feature another classic John McCain moment on the YouTubes, from Campaign 2008:

[YouTube/Another YouTube]

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Ann Coulter is not impressed with Donald Trump's presumptuous plan to stop ripping babies away from their mothers and sending them to infant prison. For quite a while, Ann has been obsessively lamenting the very idea that American people even have children to "fill their lives with joy," but now (lol, "now") Ann has shifted her rage to immigrant people. Every time you watch her waving her alien-length arms around in a ritualistic frenzy over how shitty liberals are, just remember that we have already seen the emptiness of her soul laid bare. Remember that time she wanted to eat your baby because you got a tax credit?

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Screenshot- Right Wing watch via Fox News
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It's just another Wednesday in an America that snatched kids from their parents and locked them up in old Walmarts. Trump just signed an unneeded executive order ending his heinous child separation policy, but his "the bad guy mobster in a mobster movie" tactics might've had some permanent damage. What remains of the shriveled-up soul of the grand old poor-screwing Republican party has finally had enough.

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