On A Scale Of Peggy Noonan To John Boehner, How Drunk Was Sarah Palin On Megyn Kelly's Show Last Night?


We're gonna need a bigger scale.

We at Wonket don't hate Megyn Kelly. She's smart. She's got spunk. (We hate spunk.) She stands up for herself when Erick Erickson is within a fifty-mile rapius. She can even say sentences!

And now she is making that face the whole time the former half-term griftrix is speaking in tongues. She should make gaybies with Shep Smith, pretty little mean smart gaybies. The end.


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