* "If they fuck with me or Shaha, I have enough on them to fuck them too." [Guardian]

* Howard Dean gets sued over one little "holding his ankles" joke. [No Agenda]

* Marine Corps gets underage soldiers blackout drunk, wakes them up in Anbar. [Hit & Run]

* Fred Thompson wants to send Michael Moore to a Cuban torture chamber. [Breitbart]

* Ric Keller puts suckas in tears. [Central Florida Political Pulse]