Four-year-old lazy greaseball European gay Himmler-phile Barack Obama continues to be too effete for the United States. He just got back from his stupid trip to Nowheresville, Iraq and pinko Europe and he's already planning another trip out of the country -- this time to "Hawaii," the main island of Indonesia, where he grew up as a Muslim with pineapples as his only loser friends. From the Washington Post: "Sen. Barack Obama, preparing for the Democratic National Convention and the long march to November, plans to spend about a week in Hawaii in mid-August, mostly on vacation." We look forward to Maureen Dowd's interpretation of this on... well whatever day her weird column comes out. [WP/The Trail]