John Derbyshire over at the National Review has a problem:

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CHRISTMAS PRESENT HINT [John Derbyshire]

Going to demonstrate my Ann Coulter doll to a visitor yesterday, I discovered that she has lost her voice. If anyone can think of a use for a voiceless Ann Coulter doll, please let me know.

Gee. We can't think of a single thing. -- "Joe Klein"

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