Opera-Loving Twice-Divorced Manhattan Dandy Announces Candidacy
Rudy Giuliani could be the
first-eversecond president to have a bunch of gay roommates! The New York dandy has made it official. AP says Rudy has filed "statement of candidacy" paperwork despite his own campaign pros telling him there's no way GOP primary voters are going to pick such a flaming liberal.
We love Rudy because he combines the can-do fascism of Mussolini with the personal morals of Caligula. America needs this, now!
He'll be on Hannity & Colmes tonight, where he'll sing show tunes, do a Bob Fosse routine and deep-throat Sean.