YOU GET YOUR ASS DOWN TO THE FLING, RIGHT NOW!!!1!


Prepare, minions, for the triumphal return of ME, YOUR COMMIE GIRL AND EDITRIX, plus my consort and my heiress, as I permit you to pay obeisance to me at our old stomping ground, the Fling in Santa Ana, for debauchery and dancing and all the other d-words (dingleberry), TONIGHT! From 6 to 9 p.m.

cheez-it! it's the fuzz!

Sunday, we shall meet at BORDER X in San Diego, from 2 to 5 p.m.

Nov. 7, we shall intermingle our bodies at Place TBD in San Francisco.

And then I will not see any of you EVER AGAIN until I do.

P.S. All the thanks to Wonketter "btwbfdimho" for making the lovely picture of the lovely Wonkette family, on our Wonkette Wonkebago Fall 2015 Itinerant Panhandling Tour And Quitterthon.

Want us to bring our Panhandling Tour And Quitterthon to your neck of the American woods? Give us the gas money, please and thank you, and maybe we will!

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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