NewsJanuary 10, 2009 05:21 PM
Our Liz Glover Captured, Eaten by Dick Cheney
Here's our own Liz Glover at some Republican event, doing her thing, when SUDDENLY Dick Cheney smelled the blood of someone under 60 years old and wobbled over and killed her and ate her brain/heart just after the police took this tragic photo. Get well soon, Liz! Who is that in the middle, Lynne Cheney with a hair extension? Madonna? Let's go with Britney Spears. This is a picture of Liz Glover, Britney Spears and Dick Cheney, the end.