Dearest Wonkette readers:

We know you're still recovering from your traffic-clogged, gas-gouged, humid, miserable Memorial Day weekends. Despite that, we must call on you to perform your civic duty and send us questions for our Anonymous Hill Staffer to answer. We've received a grand total of one since last Wednesday, and that's not quite enough for a whole installment. So send 'em in toot sweet, and we'll forward them along.

Thanks,

Your Editors