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'P-E-N-I-S Goes Into The Anus To Rupture Intestines' Says Nebraska Lady, Nobody Sure Why

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WELL! Thank you Wonkette operative "OkieDokieDog," for passing along this film of great beauty and poetry. It is of a Nebraska lady getting all hot and nasty about Gay Sex Orgiers, with their P-E-N-I-S-es. They are Homiciders. And the UN/UNESCO, somehow. We do not know. But it should certainly have more than 313 views, so click where it says "READ MORE" and read more!


This lady seems very nice. She is probably your mom.

UPDATE: The video has now been marked private, maybe because the lady therein is actually schizophrenic, and goes to these meetings about two times a month, and the council waits patiently while she goes on her schizophrenic rant, and don't we all feel terrible? So now we will provide an alternate copy, so that we may all watch and then switch from pointing and laughing to tsk-tsking about the state of mental health services in this country (thanks REAGAN!) and howl at the further cuts that are coming instead of laughing at this lady for being crazy because she actually is. Your Wonkette is not in the habit of making fun of the powerless unless they are super racist and/or rednecky, and also let's all send $5 to a local homeless shelter or something, and then we can all feel better about having made 20,000 pageviews worth of fun of poor Jane Svoboda.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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Poor People Are Mad As Hell, And They're Not Going to Take It Anymore.

The Poor People's Campaign marched on Washington, and we were there!

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by Dominic Gwinn

Yesterday the new Poor People's Campaign, led by Rev. William Barber and Rev. Dr. Liz Theoharis, concluded 40 days of protest and civil disobedience with a rally on the National Mall. Building off of Rev. Martin Luther King Jr's original Poor People's Campaign 50 years ago, the new campaign is aimed at uniting labor leaders with activists to build a coalition of all marginalized people

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The police have clearly failed to stop the scourge of black kids selling water to thirsty people, so your average law-abiding, permit-respecting white lady has no choice but to take matters into her own (did we mention they were white?) hands. You might call her a busybody gone power mad or a simple tool of racist micoaggression, but we just call her "Permit Patty."

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