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Shag D's avatar

Well maybe....but not a Trump business!

Skepti-KC's avatar

I hope that you're keeping fluids down today, love. Please let me know how you're feeling.

BadKitty904's avatar

Won't they be surprised.

Mary Stone's avatar

However, I think about 48% of people diagnosed with cancer lose their life savings in the process. So a cancer diagnosis is quite literally "your money or your life."

Mary Stone's avatar

Here's a supercut of the sniffles for your enjoyment. This version of Trump's Rant is totally lie-free!

https://twitter.com/ParkerM...

Mary Stone's avatar

They think that stench they are smelling is incense, because Trump is the second coming of Jeebus, don'tchaknow.

Mary Stone's avatar

Amen to that, with ALL the damn knobs on. I have just one thing to add. dBase IV. Any questions?

phoenix00's avatar

I suppose one sock is all it takes.

Anyhoo, I presume you know the story behind the Six Day War?

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

One balled sock makes an effective gag if shoved firmly in the mouth.

Querolous's avatar

Leftover chips from his failed casinos.

Querolous's avatar

Hands are...oh fuck it!

fuflans's avatar

Haven’t shaken that idea since that horrible night in early November 2016.

Leftflank's avatar

Right, shouldn't have ended with the question mark because it wasn't in question.

Amy!'s avatar

The actor looks a bit like old Fred Trump, the sleazy New York landlord (and 45's father).