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Shag D's avatar

Well maybe....but not a Trump business!

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Skepti-KC's avatar

I hope that you're keeping fluids down today, love. Please let me know how you're feeling.

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BadKitty904's avatar

Won't they be surprised.

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Mary Stone's avatar

However, I think about 48% of people diagnosed with cancer lose their life savings in the process. So a cancer diagnosis is quite literally "your money or your life."

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Mary Stone's avatar

Here's a supercut of the sniffles for your enjoyment. This version of Trump's Rant is totally lie-free!

https://twitter.com/ParkerM...

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Mary Stone's avatar

They think that stench they are smelling is incense, because Trump is the second coming of Jeebus, don'tchaknow.

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Mary Stone's avatar

Amen to that, with ALL the damn knobs on. I have just one thing to add. dBase IV. Any questions?

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phoenix00's avatar

I suppose one sock is all it takes.

Anyhoo, I presume you know the story behind the Six Day War?

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

For once in his damn life.

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

One balled sock makes an effective gag if shoved firmly in the mouth.

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Querolous's avatar

Leftover chips from his failed casinos.

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Querolous's avatar

Hands are...oh fuck it!

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fuflans's avatar

Haven’t shaken that idea since that horrible night in early November 2016.

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Leftflank's avatar

Right, shouldn't have ended with the question mark because it wasn't in question.

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Amy!'s avatar

The actor looks a bit like old Fred Trump, the sleazy New York landlord (and 45's father).

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

pretty much, yes.

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