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No argument there.

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It could easily go the other way. Very much like MAGATs, our low info voters are easily led, easily spooked by granny-scarer headlines and extremely reluctant to let go of their bullshit comfort blankets.

I'd prefer the Tories be made to pay for this reckless gambling with our future, rather than them getting to slink away under cover of another marginal mandate won by liars, trolls and that slaphead motherfucker in the Kremlin.

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Thanks for the tips and reminders of what life was like when I actually had to use paper maps!

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Don't forget his lapdog, the Terrible Turtle.

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Are the interpreters still alive?

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He's gonna give Ohio the Kansas Treatment.

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Is it possible that the Special Investigation has seized those documents already?

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If I may be as so bold as to offer suggestions. 1. Visiting Moms is very important. Some day you will be happy you did it.2. I would drive. You may fly and get there, but not get back.3. Have a real GPS, Garmin or some kind. Phone 'gps' rely on cell phone towers and electricity. And phones. If possible, also a paper map. 4. Check spare tire. Take along a sleeping bag, water and food. 5. Yes, maybe over cautious. But as my bail bondsman says, "It's better to know me and not need me, than to need me and not know me."

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Remember when they left Reagan alone with Gorby in Iceland and Ronnie almost gave away the store? Trump seems far less on the ball mentally than Reagan-with-Alzheimers, and that's before you factor in all of the other odd things re: Russia, so how can anyone justify leaving him alone with Vladimir?

And can't the House subpoena the interpreters?

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No problem. Still got penguins!

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I've heard that dead Great Tits are making a comeback, Zombie-style.

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"They are having fun and not even talking!"Everyone's laughing and riding and cornholing except this guy.

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Along with your LOVER the LOVELY Lisa Page.

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"Army" is kind of a strange name. Ah, the names we give our children these days*!*I had an ancestor over 100 years ago named Orange Lemon, so I say this in jest.

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Also--when I clicked on the Randy Rainbow video, the ad was for True West in NYC, which I got to see last month!I felt like Randy was talking to me...

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"Driving is civilized, flying is barbaric and made more unsafe by criminal government policy."

Flying isn't much fun these days, and Homeland Security is Not Necessarily Our Friend, but flying is immensely safer than driving the same distance.

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