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From Scranton With Love's avatar

That and the food and the music!

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Kali the Destroyer's avatar

I didn't take offense. I think the confusing wacky accents are part of our charm.

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

Not that one. Intrepid polar discoverer. More like his mom standing at the door in slippers, shouting "That's long enough! I have hot chocolate! Please!...."

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

I didn't say I didn't like them. I said I can't understand them. I speak passable German, rudimentary Spanish and primarily English, but I can't understand them. Love the music, but can't understand it either.

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Lordpnut's avatar

One of my go-to lines.Like so:"Hey, asshole, don't you know how to drive?""I seen a little on...tee vee."

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goCatgo's avatar

My favorite one is "I seen a little on tee vee!" Amazing how often you can use it in reel life!

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fuflans's avatar

TBH 80 would make me stabby. OTH my (1903) ravenswood house is seriously fucking cold right now.

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Petunia Cat's avatar

No, no it will just get stuck in the Saragosa sea and sit there forever. Before being turned into a dear little house by anthropomorphic mice. PS drat that knifecrime island! And they’re fucking orangaries.

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fuflans's avatar

it sucks in chi right now. however (and you should move here) this is the first year over the past 4 that i've missed a full week of biking. (i bike all year).

also, all our politicians just got arrested so there's that.

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calliecallie's avatar

LOL, I wish I was in CA. That's the other callie, I'm thinking.

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EERie's avatar

How do I add a gif? I’m a bad at this stuff.

It’s not that clever, it’s just I’m just a coffee shop, which all should remember.

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Lordpnut's avatar

Oh oh oh! And my favorite one: "You had better sqare your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!!"

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Incarcerated, would hopefully fit as a conclusion.

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fuflans's avatar

me too but i thought you were in CA?

we are at something something butt fuck cold in chi. we put blankets on the doors and towels on the windows and i haven't even taken the garbage out.

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"M"'s avatar

I have a bad crush on Signor Mariotti's brain

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BadKitty904's avatar

*purrs*

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