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From Scranton With Love's avatar

That and the food and the music!

Kali the Destroyer's avatar

I didn't take offense. I think the confusing wacky accents are part of our charm.

It's Just Toomush's avatar

Not that one. Intrepid polar discoverer. More like his mom standing at the door in slippers, shouting "That's long enough! I have hot chocolate! Please!...."

From Scranton With Love's avatar

I didn't say I didn't like them. I said I can't understand them. I speak passable German, rudimentary Spanish and primarily English, but I can't understand them. Love the music, but can't understand it either.

Lordpnut's avatar

One of my go-to lines.Like so:"Hey, asshole, don't you know how to drive?""I seen a little on...tee vee."

goCatgo's avatar

My favorite one is "I seen a little on tee vee!" Amazing how often you can use it in reel life!

fuflans's avatar

TBH 80 would make me stabby. OTH my (1903) ravenswood house is seriously fucking cold right now.

Petunia Cat's avatar

No, no it will just get stuck in the Saragosa sea and sit there forever. Before being turned into a dear little house by anthropomorphic mice. PS drat that knifecrime island! And they’re fucking orangaries.

fuflans's avatar

it sucks in chi right now. however (and you should move here) this is the first year over the past 4 that i've missed a full week of biking. (i bike all year).

also, all our politicians just got arrested so there's that.

calliecallie's avatar

LOL, I wish I was in CA. That's the other callie, I'm thinking.

EERie's avatar

How do I add a gif? I’m a bad at this stuff.

It’s not that clever, it’s just I’m just a coffee shop, which all should remember.

Lordpnut's avatar

Oh oh oh! And my favorite one: "You had better sqare your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!!"

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Incarcerated, would hopefully fit as a conclusion.

fuflans's avatar

me too but i thought you were in CA?

we are at something something butt fuck cold in chi. we put blankets on the doors and towels on the windows and i haven't even taken the garbage out.

"M"'s avatar

I have a bad crush on Signor Mariotti's brain