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the only good thing about my (hopefully temporary) hateful job is the drop dead gorgeous 6'2" snarky financial counselor who is always threatening to quit.

he ate a box at lunch yesterday.

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I dislike them because they all leave a nasty coating on the tongue that remains until scraped away. Not worth it. I've been working hard to maintain my "Long haired skinny bitch" status.

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hahaha "murder binky!"

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Not this year. This year they are truly nasty. Someone gave me a box. I ate one and gave the rest to someone else. They taste like stale shortening and sugar.

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Ooh- now we're talking! Diminished Whole Tone scales were some of my favorites!

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So long as it doesn't come to an "end" a la The Story of O. I hated that book.

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Japanese television, last night, while I was drunk.

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I remember them from when I was in school. They were unrepentant dicks.

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A graphic novel. I'd put it in the library.

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I just realized that I haven't eaten a single Girl Scout cookie. Not one thin mint. I can't. They're like heroin. You start with one, then the whole damn sleeve is gone.

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Nice Pandas!!!!!!!!

And on The Dotard Out of Office Countdown Calendar, it is Day 692.

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Huh. I learned it as "malicious obedience," but "compliance" is close enough for government work.

And, yes, this is totally a band, a fundie Christian gospel/folk metal crossover, maybe. We'll see what Rolling Stone has to say about it.

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PANDA.

I needed this very much this morning. It won't quite commit to snowing, here. And the startling amount of joy I feel helps deal with the rest of news, personal and public. Thank you for Morning Nice Time!

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Processed American that plastic crap is not real cheese and is not welcome in my house. All my cheese is the color that it’s supposed to be naturally.

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