Everyone is getting You're Fired, there's SPIES at Mar-a-Lago, and hey hey hey it's Fat Jerry! Your morning news brief!
Going to thank my senators for Ms. Rowland's nomination. Her record is decent and just yeah. I fucking love having Duckworth & Durbin advocating for my state. They're both rock stars.
The problem isn't that he votes; the problem is that he can buy votes, advertising, and politicians.
'W" had Karl Rove, Trump has Stephen Miller.
Rove was known has "Bush's Brain",
Stephen is known as "Trump's Anus!"
After the third one trust me no one can tell if it's the original stuff or embalming fluid. Ditto for wine. Except for wine it's after the second glass that Trader Joe's 2 buck chuck can't be distinguished from Chateau Lafitte '29.
If only Hitler had gotten accepted at that art school.
Got two. We go potty before we leave and also have a potty chair in the car. And even if the worst happens we certainly don't let them drop trou right in front of someone's place of business.
Thanks for the lemurs, Dom. The measles outbreak was on my local news; it's widespread among the orthodox in Brooklyn. https://khn.org/news/why-me... I've written here before about my near death from measles at age 6, before there was a vaccine.
♫ Hurra für Kaiser Wilhelm,Verrückten Hohenzollern,Hat jemand ja g'sagt Schnorrern?Hurra, hurra, hurra! ♫
They've done studies on this:https://wheels.blogs.nytime...
Visiting the Things That Should Not Be Museum...
I'd like to see a 3 year old convince a police officer not to pee in a parking lot it he had to go bad,
Haven't had kids yet, eh?
I can't get this asshole out of my brain. I want to go burn down his fucking castle (yes he lives in a 356-room castle. As far as I'm concerned people that wealthy and privileged shouldn't even be allowed to vote)
From your lips to <insert favorite="" deity="" here=""> 's keyboard.
Earlier this morning I couldn't access this article--kept getting an error message. The other articles, from yesterday and before, loaded fine. Suppose it was just Disqus or one of our trolls trying something new? Or---the Shallow State?
Naaaaaah we're supposed to feel bad for the cop. Because he was so forced to cite them.
Just like they're forced to shoot blahs.