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nightmoth's avatar

You know the place? Beautiful farming country, but, of course, very conservative. The prison librarian asked me if I was "a Christian group" and sounded disappointed when I said "no" but it did give me an idea. I could call myself that, with some catchy name, and maybe get ingress into the prison.

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Skepti-KC's avatar

That is what I was afraid of.

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nightmoth's avatar

Hart County, Georgia

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Skepti-KC's avatar

May I ask whereabouts that institution is located?

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Marion in Savannah's avatar

I'm pretty sure there are good instructions, prolly with pix or videos, on Teh Intarwebz Tubez.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

Is is just me or is that the face that should belong to an incel?

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Wondering Woman's avatar

Spanky Vanky!

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Paul Dietzel's avatar

Have you any tips or instructions on how to clean them or could I find that on the interwebs (where you can learn ANYTHING)? I'm right now fixing' to go do my marketing.

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Marion in Savannah's avatar

Just be sure you know how to properly clean kidneys. My mom did, and I loved them too. Then I went to Britain and had a steak and kidney pie that tasted of nothing but piss.

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Dianna Deem's avatar

Yeah, like the City doesn’t have enough homeless already. There are plenty of Spanish speakers there, but some of these poor people don’t even speak Spanish. That would be incredibly stressful for them; bewildering.

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Dianna Deem's avatar

I’m in CA, and I’ve started seeing “pro-life” billboards out here. Fucking fundies.

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