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You made me laugh, thanks.

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Good! Good! Let the "But Her(t)" flow through you...

https://media2.giphy.com/me...

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I have a new disqus follower stalker! He's been a disquser stalker for three years, has made zero comments, and is following stalking exactly one person. I feel so honored. Or maybe slightly creeped out. Anyway, one of those.

Fixed that for ya!

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She has several.

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Betsy has a big ass yacht.

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That is indeed the mystery...

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I'm talking five man bands with only accordions, conncertinas, harmonicas... Maybe a set of drums and /or bass. And lots of yodeling! You'll need a beer or three to appreciate it.

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What I want to know is how baby goats feel about having sweaters and jammies and things put on them. We've had to really struggle to get such garments on our cats.

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Shortly thereafter, nurses started posting grizzly photos of bloody emergency rooms to social media;[...]

I know it's nitpicky, plus someone else undoubtedly pointed it out already, but unless they posted pictures of bears or grey-headed people, the word you were looking for was "grisly."

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I assume he's more sociopath, less feeling cute.

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NZ murder vids being at or near the bottom of my must-see video lists, I accept the current situation with resignation.

How this kind of trolling makes someone feel cute is beyond me.

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Only if we are running low on brain bleach.

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I have no other option here. He seems to be in trouble. https://m.youtube.com/watch...

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Oh both of us have worked in the restaurant industry. Never less than 20% . We’re cheap not cruel

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The ignorant and proud of it Trumpencezees?

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Just don't be one of those cheap old coots who tips, like, 5%.

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