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and i'm still difficult :P

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I remember you telling me that!

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has her mother told your brother to not marry her because she is too difficult? (my mom actually told my husband that)

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i wemember you saying you didn't wike her - maybe she has become less annoying over time

one of my pwoblems is that i actuawee wemembew what people say - that can get people in trouble

(you know, its been like two years since i was last even in D.C. - indeed, the last time i crossed the Potomac it was between West Virginia and Maryland)

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Was I compwaining about hew befow? I am sowwy!

Awso too, I'm in DC!

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oh, i could make so many potential wespones to this - especiawwee since i'm suwe that you just posted this to make fun of my poor speling and speech impetitment and are counting on me giving some sowt of intewtaining wesponse - but its not going to wowk because i wemembew that you said that youw bwother's giwlfwiend has the infewiow not wegaw speling Ewica wathew than the pwopewee wegaw speling Ewika (unwess your bwothew has a diffewent giwlfwiend from the one you wewe compwaining about before)

a couwse i can't imagine how annoying your bwothew's giwlfwiend must be that you might think she's me! she must be like nails on a chawkboawd gwating!

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My bwothews giwlfwiend's name is Ewika. Is she you???

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sparkly makes evrything better - its why Erikaland has a Sparkly Fringed Flag

Happy Memorial Day - may you find lots of radiant joy :)

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Yes sex-workers perform a service in exchange for payment. The others are fucking us but, not in a pleasurable manner.Sex workers are definitely the better of the two.

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McConnell should run as a sack of shit.

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80% sure they let him resign his commission. Believe he was prior enlisted and had his 20.

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They'll take anyone's money, probably. Not that I'm calling them whores.

Because that would be an insult to whores everywhere.

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Please re-read what I said. Her PTSD was already triggered and her emotions were raw. She needed support, not more bad news.

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Maybe it’s us...simply said Holly is a champ for serving her country in the face of bureaucratic bullshit that challenges or maligns contributions of women in uniform. Don’t quite get why such an observation would trigger PTSD, but if you say so...

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I think of it more like a brain plague.

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