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Very cool. My maiden name is Jennings and apparently we also were part of Rabbies clan. My Jennings tartan is red/green or blue/green but the MacMillan tartan is yellow/blue and truly revolting

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Being polytheistically atheist, I take tomatoes as a sign that the goddesses love us, and want us to be happy. Or at least the tomato goddess does. I'm not sure about the goddess of cilantro.

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Bukkake: you're doing it wrong.

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Spoooooooooon!

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Yesssss!

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I support building a yooge space wall to keep out the space Messicuns.

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Obligatory:

Hello Mudda,Hello Fadda,Here I am atCamp Granada....

You know the rest.....

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The gorilla? Ok.

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Before you go shaving spider monkeys, you should shave all them dirty hippies what...oh...never mind.

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"A old woman in Philly was shot in the face with a flying weiner shot"

Watch it with that old shit, whippersnapper. She looks younger than me.

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We apparently (if my memories of a tartan I saw only as a kid can be trusted) aren't just highlanders, but from some wee Isle way t'fook up there somewhere.. and some of our sprawling clan fought wi' Robert the Bruce. Apparently.

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I used to commiserate with boys getting a time out of the pool. Until they found out the mean lady lifeguard was my daughter.

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We have a granddaughter like that. She is almost 11 and this will be her third camp. She does fine and she loves it. Of course she knows all the kids and adults from before. I hope it goes well for him. IMO if he wants to go that is half way done.

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Carrots, sticks, I'm not picky.

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Many of us with a Mc had our names changed over the years due to familial misspellings. I am a McMillan but according to records we were MacMillan a few hundred years ago

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