Trump threatens to shut down the government (again), the TSA has been spying on people, and Corey Stewart has a problem with 'shithole' cities full of black people. Your morning news brief.
Depends if they belong to the leopards biting my face off party.
Steal $100, go to jail. Steal a trillion dollars, that's just good governance!
It's like cancer vs. Ebola!
The leopard babies are so cute!! They need a longer video.
You can tell how old the tweeters are by the songs they use to respond to Rudy's "You" tweet. My favorite, of course, is "...empty-headed animal food trough wiper...your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
News you can use
You can't gerrymander if it's racist, but you can if it's partisan. I am not making this up.
We're real good at waterboarding,
You don't say? Wow!
Are you up for a good cry?
Congress shall make no law something something.
She's the actress who played Loonette on The Big Comfy Couch.
They all possess hubris.
(oh pleez, oh pleez!)
Chris Sizzlah gets a shoutout in this Salon interview with Greg Olear. Interesting read.