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Depends if they belong to the leopards biting my face off party.

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Steal $100, go to jail. Steal a trillion dollars, that's just good governance!

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It's like cancer vs. Ebola!

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The leopard babies are so cute!! They need a longer video.

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You can tell how old the tweeters are by the songs they use to respond to Rudy's "You" tweet. My favorite, of course, is "...empty-headed animal food trough wiper...your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

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News you can use

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You can't gerrymander if it's racist, but you can if it's partisan. I am not making this up.

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Or lapels?

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We're real good at waterboarding,

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You don't say? Wow!

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Are you up for a good cry?

https://www.theatlantic.com...

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Congress shall make no law something something.

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She's the actress who played Loonette on The Big Comfy Couch.

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They all possess hubris.

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(oh pleez, oh pleez!)

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Chris Sizzlah gets a shoutout in this Salon interview with Greg Olear. Interesting read.

https://www.salon.com/2018/...

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