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"While surrounded by Florida men in Tampa,..." , the same people who claimed to be to skeered to answer honestly at exit polls and say they voted for Trump. Still don't believe it.

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I'd love for that to be the case.

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Is that Melanoma? Chronological license?

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Our Albertson's is well stocked with nice checkout folks and baggers who ask if you need help getting stuff out to and into your car ( in 108 degree heat) Stater Bros as well. If you ask for help they walk you to the shelf and find the hidden cereal for you. Also, you can often get steaks cut to order,i.e. thick.

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Wrong otter. That's a small-clawed Asian otter. The baby seal fuckers are the sea otters.

The innocent face is a ruse, though. cf, cats.

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Trumpism = pro-wrestling turned into a political movement

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I hope that's true ... but I fear that only more liberal folks skip elections and down-ballot votes because they worry they're "not qualified" and "don't know the candidates."

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Gonna be FUN the first time one of those plutes finds a hole in the bottom of their wet-ended WASP Winnebagos. (h/t P.J. O'Rourke, from back when he was a funny asshole and not just an asshole.)

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That cute little otter will grow up and fuck baby seals to death. Don't buy into that innocent little face....it's a ruse. ;-)

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'Europe is supposed to be buying more...'I saw that. My question is, does Europe know?

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With a can of gas and a box of matches.

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I always did identify more with the Houyhnhnms. For more than one reason.

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